Sunday, January 28, 2007

Finally...

It has started...

The once in a lifetime....

birthday celebration....

that marks the start of your adulthood...

Yes... 21 is the number....

*lightning strike*

*thunder roar*

Hur hur....

Our first 21st birthday celebration started with Mr Jian's @ Coasta Sands!

No full attendance.... Ah Gwee, guan and Usha missing in action...
:(
Met up with Cdians in the afternoon in town to get prezzie for ah jian...

Shopped around and we met our Chemistry teacher, Mr Hoe...
I'm surprised he remembered part of my name...

Although he remembered it as...
"... Yee... Yee..."
*fingers pointing at me*
"Yee.... something"
To Mr Hoe: I'm not Yee something... I'm something Yee... Cheng Yee to be exact...
*OS to myself* "Must be thinking of Ms Tan Yee Chee...

Forget bout the Yee la... Let me continue...
We took the train to Pasir Ris and saw Mr Yik on the bus!
He was going to another friend's party before joining us...
Pleasant or unpleasant surprise (depending on how much you want to see him) we had there!

Jian Rong's party had nice catering!
Good fried rice with quite alot of prawns in it... and he had
ORRRRR NIIIIII!!!!!

How many caterers provide Orh Ni (yam paste desert)?
It's good!

Well... we had a very suggestive cake too....
A surprise from Jian Rong's sis for her brother...
Creamy and busty?
Lol!
There you go... the cake... My hair's in a big mess... oh man...

Then we had some champagne and wine...
Look at the drunk Yik...
He's eyes were blood-shot can?
Totally freaky...

He talks like a "se peh peh"
Very Tico...
Shall not post what he said on MSN but stop saying
"Careful, I had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast"
cuz I bet Eunice's gonna be paranoid about wearing that top now...

Oh... And there you go... the scandalous pair =X
Hahahahah!

Happy 21st Jian Rong!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

My useless leg has recovered!
Had 2 days of muscle ache... after that fateful night of leg cramps...

Poor naughty boy was awaken by my cries of despair...
Damn painful ok?
First it was my left leg, then my right leg (which was hell)...
The second time... I thought I was gonna be paralysed after the cramps...

Thank goodness naughty boy was just beside me...
*big hugs*

He had to massage my legs after the cramps....
Now I know what it feels like for pregnant women who have their husband rub and massage their swollen feet at night and in the morning
=D

*bliss*

Thank you!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

I'm blogging now to keep myself awake while waiting for ah fy to pick me up to class...
Amazingly, I'm fully (or rather) awake!

Slept at 5 on Thursday night, woke up at 10+ to 11am
Didn't sleep at all last night...
Going for class till 5pm
Then rush to work which ends at 1130pm...
Good luck to me man!

(Doing Chinese news tonight... how lucky...)

Got to pray that I don't screw up any of the CGs....

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

More overdued pictures from the past AP night-outs...

Jen, Ah Yee & Chupa Shup

Crazy peeps...



This is on Friday with Mong's favourite carrot and choc cake...
Yumm.....
I'm going to bake a carrot cake soon!

Coffeeshop ah lians hanging out...

The 4 Juniors....

Blotting away...
Mong said I looked like a zombie with a "fu"

Siao eh...

Looking forward to Chef Mong's dinner gathering ;)
Was browsing through my previous blog entries...
Trying to dig up some memorable pieces to pin up on my side bar...
Saw these jokes that I put up...
I actually forgotten about them... =/

1:

True story, I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned.I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"


"Always keep your condoms in your car."


2:


Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean andpressed.
Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.LoveYou!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Martin asks: "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says: "Well, you came home around 3 am drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Martin asks: "So,why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies" "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"LADY,LEAVE ME ALONE,I"M MARRIED."
(Guys you better memorise this till it becomes second nature.)


MORAL of the tale:


Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS


3: (not a joke)


but Kit's msn nick years back:
True love has no happy ending, it lives forever...

Sunday, January 07, 2007

A quick check outside the window...

It's daytime!
7:26 to be exact
*yawns*
Back from another round of later night supper...
(ya... I know... I should'nt eat any more! *sob sob*
But at least I'm exercising! *console self*)
It's Joce's last day at work!
(She left me all alone~ *roar*)

Went to Holland V again to "catch up" with the waiter *runs aside to puke*
Apparently, he's very interested in Mong... Lolx!
=X

Then proceeded to have a drink (which Nel was very excited about)

I don't drink so I don't know what to order...
So they helped me and I've got a Mango something (shit... I forgot the name) while the others had beer...
All beer taste the same to me! =(

Sorry Naughty boy... it's good for girls to learn drinking! ;)
Then I won't get duped by other ppl and land myself into trouble =)
*big hugs*
Anyway, it just tasted like mango juice... :)


Horrible horrible!!!!
Why didn't Mad Mong tell me my face is almost twice the size of hers???

Cuz Joce and my hands were tangled up and I had to lean forward... so it made my horrible face damn big can??!!

Argh....
And it looks fake too... looked like some photoshopped pic of my face...


The Junior APs...
(More photos to come from Joce!)


That's Nel (one of our studio crew who's very nice! =)), Pearl pearl (poor little girl who always kena bullied in school), Joce (who left me alone), Mad Mong (the great cook who always ta bao duck rice for me =)) and Shups (who stepped on something that starts with s-p.... (can be spit or spe**) HENG, you never wear ur jeans again!)

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

AP Madeline's Birthday!
Happy 30th Birthday To
old MADdonald had a farm... YEE ya YEE ya O
(ok... ignore me...-_- I'm sleepy)

After some yummy dishes... Time for photo taking!

Birthday girl with my hard apple cake

Notice the waiter on the right of the 1st pic?
Staring at us cam whoring... *shoos*

We left the finally peaceful crystal jade and continued shooting at the road barrier...
This time, the taxi uncles stopped to see what these mad girls are doing...

Just look at our weird poses and expressions >_<

Joce, Shups and I were doing the jumping shots...
I had to take out my sandals...
There! At the left bottom corner....

Mad, the Holland V thief... scurrying away with our bags...

Have you seen them?
The Holland V Chao ah-lians?

The Solemn shot...
Sorry guys... I would help luffing cuz there were these 2 guys coming out from the Sushi Tei shop...
The thought of them coming out of the shop, looking at a bunch of ladies standing under a lamp post, all with such solemn expressions tickled me...
Seems like a bunch of "sadded" female ghosts filled with grievances

Ok! Finally, it's done!

Old School leh...

We have the animal farm...
Rabbit, tiger, snake, fish, pig

The Junior APs!

Cdian's New Year Gathering 2007
It's the time of the year again where we will all climb a digit higher on the age scale!
Happy New Year Guys!
This year is a special year cuz we are all turning 21, the officially adult age!
(Congrats! All can enter Yangtze cinema! Remember to bring newspaper inside!)
And for girls, there's no more reason to celebrate your birthdays after this year cuz it's going up, uP and UP!!!!
(it's a contradiction to how I started my entry with Mad's 30th birthday =X)

Anyway, I'm looking forward to all the celebrations although my pocket is not...
Will stand by leaves and off days for the gatherings ;)

First up, it's Mr Jian Rongs!
Time to get gifts again...

Anyway! Back to the gathering...

These are some of the makan and that's our gifts for the gift exchange!
Exciting!

Too bad naughty boy had to set off early to book in! *sob*
So no pics with him cuz he was rushing... :(

So these people gathered at my place... watched Rob-a-hood... (is that the name?)
and caught Bai jia le too... lolx!

Sometimes, you just don't know what Mr Yik is thinking....

Okok... he's envious of IZ's hair... and the fact that he ORD-ed already :P

We played the poker card game too and had some juicy ahem* Truths in there =P
Still remember the secondary school days when the qns are just like...
"who you like?" la... "How many people you like before" la...
Now... the qns got more "jing bao" especially for those attached...
*sob*
After the food.. it's time for...

....some Champagne...
Okok... We all don't drink...It's some lovely sparkling juices!
*licks lips*

*cheers*
Happy New Year!