Hey... Saw this at a forum... nice
Got this from ohgenki.com :P
Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is acouple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean andpressed.
Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.LoveYou!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Martin asks: "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says: "Well, you came home around 3 am drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when >you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Martin asks: "So,why is everything in order and so clean, andbreakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies" "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off, you said,"LADY,LEAVE ME ALONE,I"M MARRIED."(Guys you better memorise this till it becomes second nature.)
MORAL of the tale:
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS